If you sit in front of a computer, it doesn’t mean that you’re working.

You can spend an entire day “being at work” without producing any value.

You trade your time, one of your most valuable resources, for pieces of paper.

“At least I work in a social environment” is an illusion. Typically you’re just in the same room with people you have nothing in common with.

The government applies huge taxes on your salary.

The colleagues frequently have a slave mindset, always waiting for someone to tell them what they have to do.

If you’re smart and work hard, your high quality work gets diluted with tons of crappy work.

It is ineffective: you get too many distractions.

It’s boring.

Energy is a wave, with highs and lows. It’s useless and painful to be forced in front of a computer during the lows, like right after lunch. Simply better to rest and recharge.

If you have to fart, you have to keep it. If you don’t care and fart anyway, you’re probably a cool colleague.

The office is dusty and the air is dry, perfect environment to get sick.